and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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