I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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