I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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