on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
