There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize