i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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