I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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