would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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