Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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