I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You took a bar mat shot.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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