...so i touched it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize