Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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