Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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