he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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