I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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