Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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