I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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