ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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