If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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