Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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