Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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