Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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