I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
