whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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