drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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