She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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