i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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