I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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