zippers are such a cool invention
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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