you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just want to make out with him forever
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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