so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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