yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
barbara walters just said penis...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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