Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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Have you tried: Excuse me, Mailman, might you be interested in fucking me in your car.
Tell him you're expecting a special package, and you'd like him to make sure he puts it directly into your mail slot as soon as he can.
wait, wtf? old people use this site?
Just show tits and say "Fuck me."
you're in Cleveland..... just say fuck me. everyone knows Cleveland and parma girls are whores
Leave a note in your mail box "do you want to have sex with me? (y/n) if answer is yes, can we please do it in your mail truck? (y/n)" return to sender
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