So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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