I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
