Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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