Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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