Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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