do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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