sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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