How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
