dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Randomize
