I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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