TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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