this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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