windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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