I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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