She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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