OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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