We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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