i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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