I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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