Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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