got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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