YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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