If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Randomize