On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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