You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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