weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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