I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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