I'll bet she douches with gravy.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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